Book of Mormon paddle. 13 inches long by 5 inches wide. Yes it's made from a real book. Choose the right..... paddle.

12 inch long by1 inch wide poplar paddle with 3 inch puck. This is not for the weak of heart.

8.5 hadle with a 6 inch rubber slapper for a wonderful slappy stingy good time. If you want marks, this is your toy.

9" handle with 4 9" by 2 inch slappers for a wonderful slappy stingy good time.